chosenprat:

I punched a guy bc he was making rape jokes and one of the things he said was “what’s the difference between yes and no? Nothing” so I asked him if he’d care if I punched him in the face and he said yes but I did it anyway since there’s no difference between yes and no and that’s the story of how I gave someone a bloody nose

How to get laid
  • Lay on bed
  • Wait 2 hours
  • Lay becomes past tense

(Source: -0rgasmic)